If You Give A Husband an Ice Chest

CHAPTER 1

If you give a husband an ice chest, he’s going to take it on a road trip.

If he takes it on a road trip, he will buy beer to put into it.

He will continue to buy beer until it is completely full.

If he returns home with a full ice chest of beer (two actually), he will want to put all the beer into the small beer refrigerator.

If he puts all the beer into the small beer refrigerator, it will be full and he will put the remaining beer into the kitchen refrigerator.

If he puts the remaining beer into the kitchen refrigerator, there will be no room for food.

This might not always be a problem, but still…

If there is a problem, a solution will be found.

You tell husband that he can buy a full-size beer refrigerator!

CHAPTER 2

If a wife agrees that you can buy a new beer fridge, she’s going to want you to have a space to put it.

If you find a space, she’s going to make you clean that space.

If you clean that space, she’s going to want to paint that space.

EPILOGUE

And THAT my friends, is how to get your utility room/laundry room/mud room/back entrance to the house spruced up.

Work in progress. Ran out of paint. Perfect fridge not yet procured.

Work in progress. Ran out of paint. Perfect fridge not yet procured.

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